A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 30, 2022
Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!
Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?
Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?
by segin December 31, 2013
Beaner 1 ) *on ft with Beaner 2* Hey Beany have you had e-sex before
Beaner 2 ) n-nn-no I’m still an e-virgin
Beaner 2 ) n-nn-no I’m still an e-virgin
by Frogtoes November 28, 2021
by Dumbskateremo November 09, 2023
n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision
by goblin dude June 02, 2024
Jayshawn: ayo your vaccine virginity?
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang
by By da one and only jay gwappo September 21, 2021
Abbr.: bwv
An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).
An individual who has remained willingly away from being part of any trend since the day they have attained individuality (i.e. defeated alienation).
—I told Lou the other day we should buy one of those hot new NFTs together, the one they say it's gonna skyrocket before long, but he said NFTs in general bored the heck out of him and he wasn't interested whatsoever.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.
—No surprise... He's never interested in hot new shit.
—Yeah, he's such a bandwagon virgin.
by J. J. B. Bravo April 20, 2022