by MisterDove October 18, 2017

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
by jb3625 January 21, 2011

by Urmumbitbyn April 7, 2022

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

Person 1: Hi, how are you doing? (talking to crush)
Person 2 (crush): Im doing good, how about you?
Person 3: Sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?
Person 1: STOP EMBARRASSING ME!!!
Person 2 (crush): Im doing good, how about you?
Person 3: Sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all?
Person 1: STOP EMBARRASSING ME!!!
by jkngjnktenehjkjrnjrhknj July 14, 2024

The act of crashing a shopping cart into a wall at a convenience store or any building the owner escorts you out. Most of the times they just call the police, though.
Guy: Yo bro I just gave Karen's house Wall-mart and she came out and yelled at me like frickin' Banshee.
Other Guy: Yo Karen deserved it all things considered.
Other Guy: Yo Karen deserved it all things considered.
by ltotheando November 16, 2020

When a character in a movie, show, or other media says something along the lines of "You think this is a movie? Well, it's not.", saying they aren't in a movie when they really are.
by SlipperyButterBoi July 28, 2023
