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Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum
Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.
by Theguy430 November 27, 2023
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Canadian

A person from a country that doesn't exist called Canada. Everything that is in Canada or own by a Canadian is made of snow (Canadians can't feel cold). Also extremely nice people that will say sorry for anything, even if there is no need to say sorry. What Canadians eat for breakfast is mostly pancakes with maple syrup, for a snack they will mostly eat kechup chips, for lunch they will eat some poutine, dinner is Canadian Bacon with maple syrup and for desert it's maple syrup after its put in snow and freezez. Canadians play hockey with beavers, moose, and Canadian Geese, yep we have our own geese. Also canadians say "eh" a lot.
Canadian: "eh bud you wanna go to the rink play some hockey, maybe get a Iced Capp at Tim Hortons after?"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez

canadian: "SORRY"
by Bear stuck in zoo March 6, 2019
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Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.
She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.
by BorisFitton July 21, 2022
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Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.
"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."
by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019
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Canadian Cuck Day

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.
I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.
by htwfefinder October 10, 2025
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Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest
You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.
by eviljew85 June 21, 2018
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Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
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