the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"

Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!

by lover6969& April 15, 2020

The Russian Race

We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.

Eastern European countries not South.

Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.

The Russian Race is pissed off!

by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025

The Russian Gunner

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner

Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"

by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011

Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 1, 2024