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Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
by Mr70Homers October 16, 2021
mugGet the Porcelain phonemug.

business phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Tim’s business phone has been booming since 2018.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the business phonemug.

phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017
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Gartic Phone

A game where a single phrase is told to one person who draws it and passes it down for descriptions and more drawings. Whatever your original phrase was, it is no longer and has devolved into madness.

(Ad least one person in the group draws whatever your prompt was, but as a penis.)
You want to hop on gartic phone?
na, laird drew to many dicks last time.
by Enter_up July 29, 2024
mugGet the Gartic Phonemug.

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
mugGet the Porn Phonemug.

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity
So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?
by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021
mugGet the who took your phonemug.
When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
by Star Puppi November 14, 2023
mugGet the You got any games on your phone?mug.

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