Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805

I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!

by rjt23 May 21, 2025

Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025

Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

older sister magic

A word documented in Heartstopper.
It describes the magic of an older sister.
Contains: appearing at a random moment without anyone noticing.

Nick: How'd you do that?
his sister: Older Sister Magic.

by definethere December 4, 2022

Little Magic Man

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022