by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
by SauceQuest31 January 2, 2023

by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.
Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”
Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”
Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"
by smellie mofo July 21, 2011

Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?
Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!
Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!
by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023

A classic "train" with zero entry requirements and very easy to qualify, but conducted at a risky location where getting caught will be very costly.
"It wasn't just a train bro it was a Hall Train!" To which a common reply might be: " oh snap! Did you get caught?"
by HTM99 January 20, 2023
