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Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.
by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019
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Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it
Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 4, 2025
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Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone
Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.
by Michael Fox September 13, 2018
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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'
"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."
by Breezydarling September 29, 2012
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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Text Com

Com being short for communication. text com is when 2 people stood or sat down next to each communicating via text message. This is either done when in a place where you can't hear what person is saying or where theres a group of more than three people and 2 people and want to keep the things they are saying a secret.
Bill: Sally and John keep on texting. I wonder who they are texting.

Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.
by Oh-Ma-hiar August 31, 2010
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