Guy 1: bro, did you hear about the new spray item they had in stores, its called Trump-away, its like raid for spiders but its donald trump raid!
Guy 2:no? i think i might use it!
Guy 2:no? i think i might use it!
by trump-away-inator-3000 September 23, 2017
Get the Trump-away mug.The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.
Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..
by mrbruceman November 18, 2017
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adjective
1. Having only a superficial knowledge on a given subject.
2.The ability to memorize headlines and regurgitate talking points to give the effect of intelligence to a dim witted audience.
adjective
1. Having only a superficial knowledge on a given subject.
2.The ability to memorize headlines and regurgitate talking points to give the effect of intelligence to a dim witted audience.
Donald could not fool the kindergarten class with his book report on "Green Eggs and Ham" because he didn't read it and he is only Trump smart.
by AmRice April 20, 2018
Get the Trump smart mug.After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.
by seimejote February 16, 2017
Get the Dirty Trump mug.New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.
by Angel E Love March 10, 2017
Get the Trump Hysteria mug.Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.
Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.
by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017
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by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017
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