toilet clit

When a guy drops his girlfriend I the toilet while eating her out
Claire met a girl on the ferry and went to get it on with her but she ended up with toilet clit.
by I love bigpenistron 9000 February 29, 2016
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Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet
nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984
by ayochadbeat August 02, 2023
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Tanner toilet

Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.
Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.
by Tomorrow riser October 10, 2023
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Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
by tenzla June 22, 2021
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Skibidi Toilet Fetish

A fetish for the small "community" of "people" who love Skibidi toilet and jerk off uncontrollably to a Skibidi toilet, it is unknown whether they love the head, the toilet, or both. It is suggested to stay as Far as possible from these "people"
Normal Person 1: "Hey dude! What are you doing?"
"Person" 2: "I'm jerking OoOff to SkiBidi Toilet..."
Normal Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO THAT SHIT!?"
"Person" 2: "his smile is SO.FUCKING.HOOAUUAGHA-HOT"
Mentally stable Therapist 3: *walks in* "You have a Skibidi Toilet Fetish! You sir need to go to Rehabilitation."
by SanityKing December 01, 2023
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Nigga toilet

he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.
You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.
by N41LUJ October 18, 2019
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toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"
by hairy taco terminator January 06, 2014
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