Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.

"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."

by WongtheRice January 22, 2024

National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.

Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.

by Zukosgf101 March 3, 2024

asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill

bro your music is asian persuasion like

by asian man with rice January 9, 2022

Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

Asian

The best kinda person to do porn with.

Person A: Have you seen Asian porn?
Person B: No.
Person C: Do it! They're hot Asian women!

by Twight0931 February 3, 2025

Asian Cough

It's when you find an Asian coughing.

American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.

The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.

by Hi, idiot. June 7, 2020

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018