someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.
Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.
by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012
Get the slop tard mug.n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
by hammerneck August 26, 2013
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An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."
Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014
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Get the fuck tard mug.An individual acting like a true retard but with less intelligence. Someone that makes a true mentally retarted person look as educated and intellectual as King George and out does the terms moron, jackass, and even douchbag.
Dude relax your acting like a complete Fuck Tard right now.
You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.
You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.
by MadMan545 June 4, 2015
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