smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

smoked

being turned into a cigarette and getting set on fire

person 1: he has been smoked
person 2: rip john

by relleps esrever November 11, 2018

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018

smoke a willy

Kill a homosexual (American)

Yesterday my friend and I decided we wanted to smoke a willy

by Jacob1231241 June 12, 2018

Smoking rock

The rock where you smoke bali highs at in high school and share gossip.

Ashley didn’t know how to make smoking rock a scavenger hunt clue so she added it to urban dictionary.

by Ash24mue June 15, 2018