20 september 

Berries and cream day
A day where you eat berries and cream and dress up as little lad

You: Hey man have you ate berries and cream today? it's 20 september, praise the little lad!

20 september by ajjsjs September 11, 2021

11 September 1965 

Our world leader Bashar Hafez al Assad was bron on this glorious day

Did you know it’s the 11 September?
Yeah it’s the day Bashar was born suck dik
11 September 1965:

11 September 1965 by Bassad December 7, 2021

Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

Stop swearing September by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019

SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER 

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER by Sheafy November 4, 2022

National Shut up Zane Month (September) 

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

National Shut up Zane Month (September) by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996 by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011

No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow

"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'

No Simp September Pass by Highscore November 3, 2020