oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's

HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by #Rizzler March 31, 2024

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NO PHONE ALEX

always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch

"Your such a no phone alex"

"Dont compare me to no phone alex!"

by nophonealex April 26, 2024

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Phone fright

Like stage fright, but phone fright. Afraid or dislikes to talk on the phone. Usually prefers texting. Nervous when the phone rings.

Steve: you never answer your phone when I call, what, you got phone fright or something?

by Pith191 January 28, 2021

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phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

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