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Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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Phones

A thing used by many virgins they most often use them in class or even to watch fortnite streamers.
Phones is a thing used by virgins.
by Controller Player October 16, 2019
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My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️
A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"
by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018
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phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017
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Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019
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Phone Fucker

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.
Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.
by The real randy April 14, 2024
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prime phones

a channel created in September 2013, but started uploading in November 2020.
www.youtube.com/@primephones
by prime phones April 16, 2023
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