All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

A line from GTA.

CJ: doesnt follow the train
Guy: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

how a memer says we missed the train

guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!

guy 1: well damn it.

memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

by SauceQuest31 January 2, 2023

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Poddy-training

The act of indoctrinating someone into the world of podcasting.

At first my mom didn't get it, but I explained that it was just like radio, but better and on demand, and I helped her with the app. Now she sends me pod recommendations all the time. Poddy-training complete!

by thebodylies March 24, 2021

Train

When multiple boys have sex with one girl at one time

They ran a train on her last night

by Anonymous0733 June 20, 2021