x: hey are you a lana del rey fan?
y: (coughs) yes (coughs)
x: are those marlboro cigarretes? kys plz
y: (coughs) yes (coughs)
x: are those marlboro cigarretes? kys plz
by me or mistery human August 21, 2023
If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.
Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 27, 2019
The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.
by fennels fan boy June 27, 2022
someone who doesn't shut up about millie bobby brown.
they can be annoying because they are sadly obsessed.
they can be annoying because they are sadly obsessed.
by potato1028878 October 17, 2022
On the 21st of May every year, you can hit a Chelsea Football Club fan and they cannot do anything about it.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.
by Arsenal's Own January 04, 2023
They are fatherless and motherless
by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022
Knows all albums besides American Idiot or 21st CB, Love them 'cause of their music and meaning of each song, feels extremely happy when hearing one of their songs and not forgeting, liking both their old and new sound.
Fangirl:21 Guns is so awesome, and Billie is hawt!"
True Green Day Fan:"no doubt 21 Guns is awesome and Billie looks good......but how about Road To Accetance, or like, J.A.R."
Fangirl:Ermm.......
True Green Day Fan:"no doubt 21 Guns is awesome and Billie looks good......but how about Road To Accetance, or like, J.A.R."
Fangirl:Ermm.......
by Jenny0212 January 26, 2011