National tall day

September 2nd Everyone that is over 5’5 will receive $5 from people shorter that’s 5’5

National tall day people over 5’5 will receive $5 from people under 5’5

by Keep in check September 2, 2020

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National handjob day

HAND JOB
Hand job means to jerk off your dick or penis

Boys get ready because on Friday April 13th 2018 it is national handjob day. On this day any girl can come up to you sit you down and give you a handjob. Or boys can ask and girls have to say yes. Girls get your game up because the boys are coming hard #sloppytoppy #longdickstyle

Come give daddy a handjob girl
Come beat my meat and call me daddy it’s national handjob day

by Handjob day May 25, 2018

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national farah day

All farahs are appreciated

A day all farahs are appreciated on National Farah Day

by Awaken February 19, 2021

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National Rape Day

a day created by 6 horny 60-year-old men because they think rape is funny. for those of you who think this shit is funny go rot in hell for fucking eternity. if you're planning on participating in this I hope you know you are a disgusting idiot. nah nah cuz it's all fun and games until your sister/mom/wife/girlfriend/female friend/female cousin/aunt/any female important to you gets raped. go fuck yourself you nasty piece of shit.

james charles : y'all it's national rape day. now our charges won't count because today it's legal!
the lopez brothers : let's goooooooo
me : best friend, give me my taser-

by bbgharm April 21, 2021

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