sigma male

a dumbass who thinks their better than everybody else, usually an anti furry or bigot

blank: hey bro im an sigma male i hate furryies and gay peple
normal: dumbass.

by warios_poop September 29, 2023

Sigma male

fucking lunatics who took a letter of the greek alphabet like alpha males did and then proclaim as that greek letter

lunatic 1: omg im so alpha and sigma male

normal, uninfected person: the fuck is that delulu shit
lunatic 2: grrr dont you disrespect us alpha and sigma male skibidi toilet grr 😡😡😡

by virtuosoisthebest September 30, 2023

sigma male

A male that hasn't come out of the closet, that is too ugly for instagram, too lonely for facebook.

That Sigma male needs to come out of the closet. He doesn't have to gaslight himself thinking he is a stud

by ilikenarwals October 4, 2023

Ngozi (Male)

A male child named Ngozi i very rare to find when you encounter one you have to be carefull they can make you kiss them the moment you have the smallest feeling for them
they very handsome you falling love the first time you see them they know how to give head to girls they are very tall with hard hair

the tend to be wicked and they love revenge they normally have big dick cause i have had an encounter with one of them, they are cunning manipulative and most important (they are freaks) sexually high.......
and they have big trust issues

Ngozi (Male)A male child named Ngozi i very rare to find when you encounter one you have to be carefull they're being defined as the sexy dangerous boy in your dreams
don't be an Ngozi

never trust an Ngozi

by anonymous <"_">girl April 4, 2024

Male Flipper

A "Male Flipper" is a guy that MUST have complete control of the TV remote, so he can flip stations to avoid commercials.

Ross wouldn't let Rachel have the remote control, because being a "male flipper" he had to constantly flip the TV stations to avoid watching ANY commercials. So she "flipped" him off as she stormed out of the room.

by Julesheart April 11, 2024

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Male

A animal that will either grow up mentally or physically (usually only the second one)

That male is still alive

by #Godlovesu April 19, 2024