by Whoseeedat October 23, 2020

by godlygrasseater May 19, 2022

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
by @BigMac April 23, 2024

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

when a man shoves his pinky into his penis hole and twists it aggressively whilst singing hello by adele
by bensboyfriend May 5, 2023
