It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
by yolanda bang August 28, 2012
Get the Jizzy Jordanmug. Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.
Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)
by glxssiergxrl November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by 3Unkn0wn_user7 August 29, 2018
Get the Jordan Chueymug. Jordan no
jordan: A athletic basketball player the in fact the best freshmen basketball player, yet to be in the nba. Georgia bulldog fan don't wear alabama crimson tide or any such so other than georgia around him. very bad attitude does not fuck with anyone, so don't talk shit about him or it won't be a very good day for you.
by aajj1212 September 26, 2019
Get the jordanmug. A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by CraigsCouchStain April 17, 2020
Get the Jordan Lathammug.