john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016

Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.

"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"

by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017

DAMN JOHN

an expression that shows surprise

Damn John. She fell off the balcony

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018

John Major

absolute dilf

“john major is such a dilf”

by edwina currie April 5, 2021

John henry

John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.

John Henry loves Amara star

John henry hates everyone except Amara star
John henry is a cocky cunt

by Thegirljohnhenryloves June 19, 2023

robert-john

Robert-John is an amazing person. His spirit lights up a room. You will never find anyone so perfect and adorable. His humor is above par and his loyalty is what lover's dream about. He is caring, but will put a fool in their place.

You need to get with Robert-John, he pays his bills!

Robert-John's enemies : Shanique

by Rob Rocka! March 12, 2017

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016