Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

In My Jam

The Process of being so focused or in the zone that you don’t notice anything happening around you.

I ain’t even peep her mom calling her phone I was ’in my jam’ clapping her

I ain’t even peep the score. I was ‘in my jam’ cookin y’all boyz

I just needa get in my jam and I’ll be straight

by Northfac3 November 30, 2020

Fury Jams

A derogatory term for menstruation.

Dude: ayyy, babe! It's our 2 month anniversary, so are we going to bang?

Girl: no, honey. I have the fury jams!...

Dude: so I'm guessing oral is out of the question too?

by Dekrepit90 April 9, 2015

triaxle jam

Having a large cock and ball placed in ones mouth unwillingly or the ever elusive unknowningly

Matt had a bad weekend, he passed out at the party and some one gave him a triaxle jam while taking pictures the were posted on Matt's page.

by Brock Lesnar is a ginger December 7, 2015

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

Jam

A word to refer to a lucky event or situation.
The embodiment of luck in its physicial form.

*scores a goal in the 94th minute*
Oh my, that was jam

by Chegers April 10, 2017