Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.
by jam time November 28, 2009

by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.
by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007

by dwlvrs January 21, 2021

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.
Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.
by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019
