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j-true

When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.
Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.
by SRJ08 December 21, 2008
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j dunn

perpetual awesomness.. the hottest shit that old man never stomped out on the porch... the antichrists nightmare... the poon handler.. johnny fuckin dungeon
lisa: hey did you hear that new j dunn album just dropped?
sarah: hell yeah! he's so fuckin hot i wanna do him right now in his money pit!
by kevin x mccallister January 19, 2011
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j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through
Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hour
by r3in March 16, 2008
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Alyssa J

Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.
by Lagitiscool October 3, 2018
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J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve
by Blaster balls October 11, 2020
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TriplePb&j

When You have a triple gangbang while covered in pb&j and eating pb&j
Damm me and my family had a TriplePb&j
by The king464554r August 10, 2021
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nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week
"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"
by Chill asf September 17, 2017
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