Straight Outta The Shire

1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.

2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.

"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."

Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu

by Robbie Hobby June 25, 2009

straight edge sex

Straight edge sex takes place between two people, one or both of whom are straight edge, who have sex because they care for one another rather than because it is available.

Contrary to what has been written, straight edge - see also straightedge and sxe - people do often have premarital sex (though some do not), but abstain from casual sex without a committed relationship and/or deep emotional bond with the person they are having sex with.

Straight edge sex is an expression of love between two people, not just a "good time" with an acquiantance.

by Wrae Ann July 14, 2006

Straight off the dome

The action off coming up with an original idea or answer.

Justin: Eric, how in the world did you ace that Calc test?
Eric: Easy, it was straight off the dome.

by Straightoffthedome.com February 27, 2011

straight girl crush

literally the worst thing to ever happen to a gay girl. a heartbreaking soul crushing feeling that will leave you feeling broken.

today i developed my 286th straight girl crush.

by bobjewlz November 6, 2019

straight up

1. used to describe something that points upward
2. saying used by people to exaggerate something

1.that stick points straight up
2. Yo, that's straight up stupid, man!!

by Andrew May 4, 2004

Straight As a Mountain Pass

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."

by King CJK December 13, 2010

straight-guy hug

An awkward embrace, usually between two heterosexual men who are uncomfortable touching each other, in which each person uses only one hand to hold the other person close and uses the other hand to pat, slap, or punch the back of the other person. A straight-guy hug is used to insure that no one watching will think the two people are intimate or have an emotional attachment or sexual attraction to each other. Women and gay, bi, or trans men who are uncomfortable touching one another may also use a straight-guy hug.

Matt is so afraid that people will think he's gay that he always gives me a straight-guy hug.

by Michael Romans January 2, 2012