Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Holy-righteous

It means when a person acts "holier than thou" or in other words they want to act like their a saint and can do no wrong.

That lady always wants to be the star of church, playing like she's holy-righteous.

by The Last Saltgrain April 13, 2021

Holy Shité

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g

Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

holy jibber jabbers

an expression used when u see a fat person, or if theres too much of something(ex.to much poop in the toilet)

holy jibber jabbers
(there was a fat kid walking by...)

by captian retardoX2 January 10, 2009

holy fbi

When you are so excited that you end up texting too fast and find yourself texting Holy FBI rather than the intended Holy Fuck.

Just saw that last episode of Better Call Saul and Holy FBI!!

by tbd2113 February 20, 2015

holy guac

dankest of dank guacamols

"This booty is massive, HOLY GUAC"

by fornitekid420 November 28, 2018

Holy Luther

A saying that is used before or after something happens, that is either a positive or negative.

Did you see that..?? Holy Luther

Holy Luther... What the hell are you doing?

Holy Luther... That was crazy.

by Water Rat December 3, 2017