high-quality problem

A problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.

I was at the bar last night and there were four Playboy playmates chatting me up. I couldn't decide who to talk to. I guess you could call it a high-quality problem.

by Deathpony March 29, 2011

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Shutter High

The level of high in which the world around you becomes a series of snap shots being seen at a relatively slow rate. Much like the stop motion animation used in the films of old, just at a slower pace. This state of high usually only occurs in the first few times marijuana is consumed, but under the right circumstances it can still be achieved by the experienced pot smoker with the aid of a large blunt or many consecutive bong rips. Although shutter high can be fun, it often leaves the individual tired, thirsty, and hungry for ginger treats (cheezie puffs).

Danny - Dude, I'm hiiiigh!
Iain - Dude, I know!
Danny - Everything is going shutter high on me!
Iain - Doooope

by illskrilla April 11, 2010

Syphilis Heights

A nickname for Citrus Heights, originating from the presence of a high number of "massage parlors" at which syphilis or other STD's may be contracted if one does not use caution.

Dude: "Yo, man, I just picked up a phat sack down by where your ex used to live!"

Friend: "Fer real? You down in Syphilis Heights?"

Dude: "Mos' def!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

satellite high

A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.

Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line

by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015

Woodstock High School

God damn mother fucking cock ass stupid piece of shit.

You're such a woodstock high school.

by THEPOUCHLESSMARSUPIAL September 30, 2016

holmen high school

druggies, thots, and hoes oh my. if ur looking for desperate nudes you know where to go. don’t hesitate to beat eachother up cuz we got lots of that. average teachers? those too! try hard group? no problem! real friends are rare but they are there. fake friends come like a wild fire and half the teachers are abt to retire.

were do you do to school?

holmen high school.

oh ew.

by hhsems March 13, 2019