Half Past Five

Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.

"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"

by 2TurntTC August 1, 2021

half-life 2

The game that will never get released.

(don't get me wrong, i love the game)

look at how many delayes it has on it already. I'll buy it when it's out in 30 years

by Slade March 27, 2004

Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort.

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

by Maraki July 30, 2008

beaten up half a mongrel

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.

No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.

by sikcnt November 6, 2014

half mile under club

Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.

Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.

by dustyp August 14, 2009

glass half full mentality

α person that always looks on the bright side of things.

She has α glass half full mentality. I want to be like her.

by hishdhhfkdj693674 May 9, 2021

Half hour news hour

A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.

A good example of epic fail.

Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?

Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.

by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008