Govertainment

The blending of civil governance and the entertainment industry that yields politicians:

more concerned about how they're trending
less focused on what they were elected to do
incapable of thought beyond the sound-byte

believing:

they know what's in the public's best interest
that bad publicity is better than no publicity
that they are members of an elite class that must be provided benefits above those around them.

This ultimately leads to politicians becoming actors and far worse, actors becoming politicians while still engaged in their prior profession.

I wonder how much govertainment we'll see this fall?

That politician needs to get a new publicist, his govertainment numbers are really weak.

by TheFatPig June 25, 2013

Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.

A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.

by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014

Glovert

1. A player or thot
2. A ratchet girl
3. A ghetto, loud person

1. I broke up with him because I heard that he's a glovert.
2. That girl is such a glovert.

by Talee & Niya January 10, 2014

goventment

The Antagonist of a stable government. When a country or state has an unstable government it is said to a goventment.

After the Soviets left Afghanistan their was a long period when a goventment was in order before the Taliban group.

by Saber67890 February 22, 2014

gravedicking

gravedicking means a person who loves to have sex with an elder person , like a person who is aged like a grandmother

: peter are you gravedicking tonight ?

by headlights September 13, 2015

Gravedigger

A younger person who enjoys dating the elderly. Specifically those who aren't wealthy.

That guy is such a gravedigger. He went out with my grandmother last night.

by BleuWaffelle January 11, 2016

government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016