Facebook plagiarism

The act of stealing someone elses status in an atempt to make yourself look cool.

Person #1

What's on your mind...
(Something witty)

Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)

^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^

by Ryno777 November 13, 2011

Facebook Flush

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.

I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!

by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010

facebook parasite

a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all

god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...

by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010

Facebook Approved

Term used about whether content should be shared publicly on Facebook or not.

Yeah, I was gonna post that picture of my bf & me kissing, it's not Facebook Approved, 'cause my gramma is on there!

by thedaisy March 23, 2011

facebook leak

When other people's statues, pictures, and likes show up on your page...so when you know to much about them it makes it look like you are a stalker or Facebook creeping.. just because their information showed up on your wall.

Alex: " hey whats up I heard that you liked Jason even though you have a crush on Jake.... I only wrote that on Facebook how do you know" O____0
Me:" um-mm your Facebook leaked on my wall"
Alex: " oh okay I thought you were Facebook creeping me"

by humantorch101 November 30, 2011

Facebook Breakup

The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.

Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup

by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011

Facebook Friendventory

A portmanteau derived from the act of the periodic and systematic inventory of one's Facebook friends list. Usually detailing the actions of: dropping by friend's pages that you haven't talked to in a while just to see what's up and catch up (for completist's sake), deleting people who you don't even remember why you made friends with them in the first place, dropping by borderline friend's pages and leaving a note for them and deleting them if they don't respond in a reasonable period of time (if they were a real friend they would have responded in timely manner); the systematic weeding out of ex-friends, ex-boy/girl friends, ex-coworkers, etc. Also the deletion of people you thought were intresting and/or people who have become undesireable to associate with, etc.

I have over 150 facebook friends and only regulary communicate with 50 of them. What gives? Time for some Facebook Friendventory.

by Ellay-eX October 12, 2010