Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world.

Notice the top of the page under the searchbar? it says "Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote. Define your world."

by teh_musician May 4, 2009

urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary editors

Nerds who spend all their time on Urbandictionary.com.
They only choose definitions that favor geeks. Facist pigfuckers.

Urban Dictionary editors are mostly Japs.

by L-o-l-a July 28, 2008

urban dictionary whore

1)someone who does nothing other than makes up words or makes up new defenitions for urban dictionary
2)someone who secretly gets money for intercourse through urban dictionary

1)man Jose is a totaly urban dictionary whore all he does is make shit up

2)i just made that up its not true urban dictionary dont beat me up

by t-radical squared November 1, 2006

Urban Dictionary Mug

A mug that has an urban dictionary definition on the front. (Any of you're choosing) You can buy from www.urbandictionary.com

Stranger: Hey, where did you get that Urban Dictionary Mug?

Me: FacePalm*

by xNoLimiTatioNx May 25, 2016

urban dictionary faggot

An idiot with no life that reads urban dictionary definitions all day because he/she has nothing better to do.

Bill: Jim is an urban dictionary faggot. Right now he's looking at the definition for anal afro.

Ted: Wow, what a fucking loser.

by Billycorn April 2, 2008

Urban Dictionary Editor

This is a group of people with different personalities who volunteer their time to keep Urban Dictionary relevant. They receive no pay for this service. Some are just killing time, some have an agenda, BUT for the most part they are folks that just want UD to be free of the things that are not allowed. By volunteering their services they are helping this site to remain FREE OF CHARGE to all who use it.

Because there are so many different people editing UD it can lead to new posts being rejected for what appears to be no good reason. Some people let everything pass through, some follow the rules exactly, and then there are some who might go beyond the rules and reject almost every new post.

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Person 1." Dude!" " That great post I just made got deleted by a Urban Dictionary Editor !" Man I am pissed!!" " Just for that I'm gonna go click on the edit link and reject every new post that comes to me!" "If mine ain't good enough nobody else's is either."
Person 2. "Dude, that's childish."

Person 2. In baby talk " Baby mad because momma took um pacifier away, poor baby."
Person 1 "Oh alright, knock it off dude." " I'm still gonna go there and reject any post that don't meet the rules!"
Person 2 "Whatever"

by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012