Dick Czar

Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.

Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".

by Blindskate August 16, 2015

ombre dick

A penis that has a light-colored tip that gradually becomes darker as you move towards the base of the shaft

girl 2: Did you hook up with Brad last night? How was it?!
girl 1: It was insane! He has an ombre dick!

by giraffe112 September 5, 2015

nasty dick

A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.

"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"

by Big~D September 7, 2015

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Keagans Dick

Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.

Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *

by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016