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Christian

That kid Christian is a real show-off
by SPC-waz here ._. September 27, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!

Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
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Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.
Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.
by Big lord October 14, 2019
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Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is Christian Spriogiannis you are by far the biggest party animal alive.
Yolo where’s Christian Spirogiannis? He’s at the party of course.
by Big lord October 14, 2019
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christian crack

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.
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Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.
Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.
by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017
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Christian

A short blond boy that takes shit from no one even his brother he has a big dick and his brother has a small one
Christian is a fucking savage
by Big dj dick December 26, 2017
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