California wealthy

When on paper you are a wealthy person but in reality you can barely afford day to day life. Refferencing California's high property values and wages offset by an extremely high cost of living

My house went up in value but not as much as the price of food and gas so now I'm just California Wealthy

by drewbbles January 15, 2026

California steamroller

A wild and chaotic sexual challenge that combines the heat of a sauna, the spice of chili, and the unexpected power of flatulence.

The "Steamroller" begins when one partner consumes a massive bowl of chili beans with extra hot peppers, followed by a quick sauna session to get the body sweating. The true test comes when they enter the next phase: the partner must unleash a series of thunderous farts, each one stronger than the last, all while rolling the other partner around in the sauna. The heat of the sauna amplifies the pungent aroma of the chili-induced flatulence, creating a cloud of spice-scented steam.

Last night, Chad dared me to do the California Steamroller after we ate that insane chili at the food truck. I thought I was gonna pass out from the heat in the sauna, but it wasn’t the steam that got me—it was the hellacious fart cloud that nearly knocked me out. Never again.

by ngraven January 19, 2026

California tallflapper

It’s where you get naked on all fours and eat the lawn grass like a lawnmower and shit making it look like grass shavings are coming out

Last night was wild Matthew did the California tallflapper

by Numblenuts January 20, 2026

California Cowboy

Hitting two shots, a cigarette, and a joint at the same time.

Joe walked up to the bar and asked the bartender if they could get the California Cowboy.

by Edhouser January 24, 2026

eastcoast california

The eastcoast equivalent of California is directly situated on the opposite side of North American from California. This province of Canada, Nova Scotia is situated in eastern Canada.

"He's from the eastcoast California" is equal to: "He's from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia."

by W.D.J.M December 17, 2007

Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.

Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.

by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018

Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.

Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?

by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018