Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem

I love using my cheese croissant

by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

Cheese Nipper

One who eats CHEESE NiPS, there for one who is not an OG CHEEZ-IT eater.
In other words, someone who cannot be trusted.
*DO NOT BARTER WITH A CHEESE NIPPER, THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF*

Nick tried to barter his CHEESE NiPS, but Mark realized he is a conniving CHEESE NIPPER and declined any offers.

by bug hambo September 19, 2018

cheese nazi

A derogatory term for cultures that use an abundance of cheese to make their dishes taste good. Namely Hispanic, some northern Italian. French-born slang that caught on in the early 1990's.

Amelio Sanchez is a cheese nazi.

by jessica tate August 15, 2010

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.

Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK

by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021

Cheese Dipper

A person who dips their balls in cheese.

Jeff and Brandon are total cheese dippers.

by Jonny Snowwe March 26, 2019

cow cheese

CHEESE FROM A COW

Oh how I love cheese from cows!

I love cow cheese!

by Cheese Nutella June 19, 2017