Dirty candy

taping a piece of candy to the ass ready for a good ass eating

You ready to try the Dirty candy ?

by Dev_atar February 24, 2022

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

Sky candy

Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy

On January second the sky looked like sky candy

by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

Candi

Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.

Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*

by RuanRyan January 25, 2021

shadow candy fanclub

The coolest fanclub to ever exist

shadow candy fanclub is yes

by totally not mox January 30, 2021

Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 13, 2021

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021