hot beef injection

me inserting my penis into my lady friend, wherever she desires it (nose, mouth, ear, etc.)

"Hey, Raquel u need a hot beef injection"

"Ok, how about u come over tonight, I really need it hard in the ear"

by 11yearsoldandtencentimeters August 1, 2009

model my beef

To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"

by UGRadio March 4, 2003

Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes

"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

beef 'n go

(v.) to jack-off inside your pants while driving

On the ten hour trip from Sacramento to San Diego, I couldn't help but beef 'n go because my balls were growing so blue.

by Jatonya May 9, 2008

beef on my fingers

fingering your significant other's asshole, which could result in shit on your hand.

Noah: Man I had some wild sex last night! I got beef on my fingers!

Wyatt: Ew, gross!

by biglettuceboy July 13, 2019

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020