anal bucaneer

derogatory term meaning a homosexual man

The gay pride parade? What would I want to hang out with a bunch of anal bucaneers for?

by Sicariu May 13, 2008

anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.

dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

anal towing

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.

My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.

by BrockSampson June 13, 2013

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014

synchronous anality

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.

Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.

by Justin DeHellovit March 5, 2014

anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Anal Bond

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.

Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...

by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014