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F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people
'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'
by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024
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F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?
Four fivers for fifty figs.
by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022
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F/SN

Short for Fate/stay night, a visual novel and anime
I finished reading F/SN last week
by Pie Thief May 13, 2022
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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F That S

F#*K That S#@t
TRhey wanted to go on the glass bridge and I told them F that S
by denab818 October 1, 2016
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f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 16, 2020
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Hdj2oh[]b{f==

your cat stepped on your keyboard or your just an idiot

and it starts with the letter thats very extra crispy cool
The kid named Hdj2ohb{f==:
by arandomdudelol August 30, 2023
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