#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟
me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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anti-simp

Definition of anti-simp has nothing to do with women. An anti-simp is a man, or even woman, who just find simps disgusting, for well known reasons.
I have nothing for or against simps, but Jim? Oh, boy. He's tremendous anti-simp!
by Thinkagain_375 May 26, 2022
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anti-simp

anti-simp "What is an anti simp, Jake"
by Dumb cent December 04, 2021
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Anti-Simp

To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.

An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.

Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation

Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.

2nd conversation:

John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 19, 2020
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bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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34 Simp Street

34 Simp Street is a group chat on twitter that was originally made for Quackity stans. People who stayed after one of Quackitys streams were added into a group. It’s group is one of, if not, the most popular group chat in the Quackitwt fandom! Their group is known for it’s funny and chaotic members. They even have an account specifically made for their group chat that every member has access to! They make dumb tweets and interact with other people in the fandom as well! Their members on its own are very kind and are very responsible, despite their silly and chaotic façades they put on for the internet to see. They take accountability for their mistakes and are very helpful in our community! They support a lot of people, even if they barely know the person, and will hold other people accountable for their mistakes, no matter how close they were with each other. And although their twitter group may be closed, they have a discord that everyone can join! (They have spoke out about their gc being permanently closed due to fandom drama. They don’t want things they say in their group to be taken out of context and cause unnecessary drama, so they only add people they trust : )
A new person in our fandom: Hey! Could you all introduce me to some group chats? I still want to meet some new people! :)
Simp Street member/other fandom member: Hey, you could check out Soap House, Fish Pog Cult, or 34 Simp Street! They’re pretty cool groups and their members are also extremely chill! <3
by gayobama August 10, 2020
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