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Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.
Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.
by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019
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Max Georgeson

are you a max georgeson?
Yes, you are a big man
by pigfumpty June 9, 2022
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Max

Max is an incredible, amazing, loyal, cute and hilarious young fellow. He always finds a way to make people laugh and everybody loves him. He usually gets misunderstood by a lot of people and walked all over on but that doesn't stop him from from being the incredible light that he is. He'll do ANYTHING to see somebody smile and I literally mean ANYTHING. He always puts others first but usually he doesn't have somebody like that in his life to look out for him. Max I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done for me. You're actually really cute! If you ever find this Max NEVER lose him you will regret it I promise you. Max only trusts a few people and hides his feelings behind his gorgeous smile. He is very protective of his friends and crush. ;) He loves hugs, holding hands under tables, nicknames, dogs, and making people happy. Never lose that Max of yours. I love you so much Max. You're an amazing (little bit more than) friend! ~Goldie ;)
me: where is max???
friend: OH there he is!!
me: YAYYYYYYYY *starts hyperventilating*
by Goldie ;) December 16, 2021
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max#6969

that max#6969 is addicted to that VPS!
by max boi November 5, 2020
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max

by Algiebeasts01 June 9, 2019
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Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand
by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023
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Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say
Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
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