Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.

1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."

by PUNCH-OUT!!! December 24, 2024

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020

Suction Cupping

When two girls touch vaginas, no movement.

Are you down to try suction cupping with me?

by MamaMia1982 June 22, 2024

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 25, 2011

guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.

I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face

by Ob303 February 23, 2024

Hefty Cup

A very hefty cup. Everything else is inferior.

Hey can I have a Hefty Cup?

by skeetertherat February 25, 2022

[cup 'o suck]

An insult. Telling someone they should go f#*^k themself. Can be used to turn a person down, when given a hideous pick up line.

Why don't you go pour yourself a cup 'o suck?

by Martha G February 04, 2009