`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023

8 9 10 Rule

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.

Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

9+10

21

9+10=21

by plasma.exe.exe.exe.exe.E.X.E January 29, 2023

The Rule of 9

The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if

-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline

-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments

the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished

cade: bro miles is a comedy genius

lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub

by slut4tld January 29, 2023

9/11

The best holiday

guy 1: man I really love halloween, whats your favorite holiday?"
guy 2: 9/11
guy 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by fuckingbigballs3000 January 29, 2023

9/11

A conspiracy about the twin towers being knocked down by planes. In reality, the government used it to cover up the fact that there were aliens making contact with earth on that day. The aliens landed on american soil and were treated with respect from the US Government. The aliens and their inter-dimensional spacecraft were then transferred on a truck to a military base off the coast of San Diego where they're believed to be stored in an underground bunker. Many who claim to be on site during the arrival of the aliens claim that this was not the first time the government had made contact with this species. They also claimed that the US Military is working on inter-dimensional travel in the same bunker where the alien spacecraft is stored. Although there is no concrete evidence that this really happened, there have been thousands of reports confirming this theory.

"did you hear about 9/11"
"yeah its a load of shit"

by le4fed January 30, 2023

9 February

National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy

Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT

by thesussywordgiver February 8, 2023