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Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.
by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
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Band In China

An actual piece of shit movement that tries to boycott Apple Inc.,some of the most famous airlines,some auto manufacturers,JYP Entertainment, and others because they are allegedly kowtowing to P.R.C Government.
Band In China? That shitty movement?
by 25DC November 1, 2019
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Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)
That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone
by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children
Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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band class

1. absolute hell
2. fun
3. a reason to end it all
by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
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Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.
Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.
by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018
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