Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

My confidence is stuck in html code, which is bipolar type 1, which, is projecting perspectives

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My confidence is stuck in html code, which is bipolar type 1, which, is projecting perspectives

by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

people scream words before I interpersonally communicate and it is not any of my conundrums

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people scream words before I interpersonally communicate and it is not any of my conundrums

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

I Do Not Want You In My Life.

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I Do Not Want You In My Life.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.

"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."

by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025

Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone

Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out

by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Is Endeavor From My Hero Academia

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Angel Jose Robles Is Endeavor From My Hero Academia

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 28, 2025