fucks magucks

long for fuck

bob: damn i lost again. FUCKS MAGUCKS!

by milkyfresh December 14, 2009

roll fucked

Someone who is so stupid and weird now because of doing to much ecstacy or molly

other tenses: roll fuck

Yeah he's roll fucked. He did it for like an entire summer.

by Anohsaj May 7, 2011

Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.

Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.

by Mi Caulk January 18, 2011

Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.

Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

Glory Fuck

When a girl wants to fuck you while listening to epic rock and roll riffs from Metallica, hense making the sex look and feel glorious.

What a concert! Say, hows about a good old Glory Fuck?

by Spencer McjiggleJugs April 26, 2011

fucking the oesophagus

An alternative saying for deepthroat coz when a girl does deepthroat it's like she's taking it down to her oesophagus or windpipe whatever you guys call it

Female Pornstar: Hey you wanna deepthroat me?

Male Pornstar: You mean if i wanna be fucking the oesophagus then kneel down and open wide

by Arfbizit April 28, 2011

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011