Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd February 01, 2018
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Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
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An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)
Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"
by Honestly_iForgor July 06, 2023
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pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"
Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty
by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 08, 2017
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Nasty Ass

The dog who’s named Beretta. Specifically her butt.
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Nasty Ass

The dog named Beretta’s, butt.
That’s one Nasty Ass smell.
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swallow your ass

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"
by Real bitches March 20, 2017
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