The act of of a naked man lying on another man's back while, holding his legs up, and inserting a vibrating dildo into each end. The man on top then rolls off the man while wearing a traditional fez. (It is known to be more pleasurable with a fez on.)
Mikey: That was some good ol' reverse ass tingler!
Yoka: That's wassup! Our balls didn't touch, so it isn't gay!
Yoka: That's wassup! Our balls didn't touch, so it isn't gay!
by zaireraheemshaw@gmail.com July 25, 2022
by Blozya September 07, 2017
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n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.
by Buffalo Pockets December 07, 2012
To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.
1. What you call someone when your highly upset with them and you can't really come up with anything better to say because others words don't really apply to them. (informal Roast )
Note: This Phrase can be highly offensive to some niggas to use precaution.
2. A man who tends to shame a woman's appearance
3. A man trying to tell a woman how she should be and or present herself
4. Someone semi hypocritical towards the opposite sex
Note: This Phrase can be highly offensive to some niggas to use precaution.
2. A man who tends to shame a woman's appearance
3. A man trying to tell a woman how she should be and or present herself
4. Someone semi hypocritical towards the opposite sex
by Fufi Feelings May 09, 2024
The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019
by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016